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Tag Team Match *

Jeon Evans and Le'Von Slater Mr Iarka and La Guana

NXT Women's North American Championship *

Surrogate Daddy Zaria (C) Blake Monwhore

Day of the Head Match for the NXT North American Championship *

Ethan Da Pussy (C) El Hijo De Dr Pepper Jr

Broken Hyman Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship *

The Broke Hardys (Brother NeedsADollar and Broke Matt Handout) (C) DarkStink (Shit Cutter James, Shitquon Shugars, Osiriously GettItIn or Dick Lennox)

Singles Match for NXT Women's Championship *

Jacy Jayne's Nipple (C) Tatums Pax Nicely

Singles Match for NXT Championship *

Dicky Taints (C) Dick Slingiams

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Crown Jewel Perth

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WWE Crown Jews Championship *

Chody Chodes Seth Fucktopus Rollins

WWE Women's Crown Jews Championship *

Stephanie Vaqueer Tiffy Tits

Final Time Ever Unless The Saudis Pay Us *

John Semen AJizz Styles

Random Tag Match *

Mami Milkers and YO THAT CHICKS FLY The Bukkake Warriors (Asska and Kairi)

Australian Skeet Fight *

Roman Rains Down Jizz Bronson Seed

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What Adam Shows His Cock When Finn is On Screen

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Rando Ass Singles Match *

Jequevious Von Evansworth III J'sh Brigger

Weapons of Tit Destruction Steel Cage Match *

Big Mommy Pussy Pump Blake Morehead

NXT Gulf of Canadian Championship *

Ethan Da Pussy (C) Slavion Heights

Women's Cocaine Championship *

Troy is outside Sol Ruca's window (C) Lainey Peed

NXT Championship *

Oba Phlegmy (C) Ricky Taints

NXT Women's Championship *

NXT's version of Jack Swagger (C) Lola Bunny

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AEW Get The Fuck Out

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Eight Cunt Tornado Finger Fuck Fest *

Harley Camslut, Mina Slantedcunt, Queen AmaDoSomeGayShit, and Willow Nightingagreflex Megan Boner, Penislope Fuck, Triangle of Madness (Which is just an angry bush on Julia Shart and Skye Blueballs)

Let's Throw These Fuckers in a Match *

Daniel Garcia-Lopez-Manuel-Consuela-Hernandez-Smith Katsyrup Chibatta

Random Ass Tag Team Match *

The Oops (Joey Samoey and Shithouse Hobbs) The SmallCockMen (Henry Anthony and BJ Drake)

Random Ass Canadian Tag Team Match *

E and C The Revival

(No I'm serious, they literally put two WWE Tag Teams against each other here)

Random Ass Trios Match *

The Squirt Syndicate (Robert Eyelashley, Benjamin Shelton and My Veiny Penis) Bald Fuck and Goatse (Bishop KAAAAAAAUUUNNN and Dua Lipa)

AEW HOS Championship *

Ford Pinto Mone (C) Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking Riho? She's fighting the 63 pound titless child?

Coffin Match that hopefully ends with one of them actually dead *

Derpy Allin is somehow back Jon Coxley

Tables and Thumbtacks Match, yeah, that's real *

Twat Briscoe Remember when MJF was important?

AEW Women's World Championship *

Cunt! Twat! Pussy! Penis! Sex! Are you laughing? (C) Jamie Gayter Kunt Cuntlander Thickla

AEW World Championship (If and member of the racist family interfere, fletcher will strip and lose the TNT championship *

Wangman (C) Kyle Feltcher

Three Way Match for the AEW Unified Championship/AEW Cuntinental Championshi/AEW International Championship/AEW Semi-Regional Championship *

Kazoo Oaka (C) Kony Takeshit Masked Doritos

Random Ass Singles Match *

Big Bitch Some Fat Bitch

Four Way Broken Piece of Glass match for the AEW Tag Team Championship *

Brodiddlers (Brody "The Alive One" and Bandiddler) (C) The Dumb Fucks (Fuckface and Facefucked) NutSuck (Kevin Knut and Suckballs Mike Ballsack) Rapist Family (Heterochromia and Fucking Josh Alexander turned down WWE to be in a fucking tag team)

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Wrestlepalooza

9/18/2025

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Wrestlepaloozastockfest

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WWE Women's World Championship *

Stephanie Vaqueer IYOGURT INYO EYE

Random Ass Tag Team Match *

Yeet and Skeet Connection (Yeet and Skeet Uso) The Brons Age (Fat and Fried)

Orgy *

Cream Maker Punk and Auto Jerker Lee The Most Vanilla Sex You Will Ever See (Bexs and Sex)

Ah shit, Here we go again for the WWE Undesired Championship *

Guile (C) The Scottish Scrotal Sack Drew McIntyre

Loser Gets Pissed On Match *

John Semen Cock Lesnar

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Clash in Paris

8/28/2025

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Crash in Paris, not the Princess Diana one

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WWE Women's Intercuntinental Championship *

Becky Hogan (C) Artem the Bitch's Beater

Feet Pics on a Pole Match *

Tribal Queef Roman Stains Tribal Thief Bronson Seed

Does Paris have a famous suicide tree? *

Jean Cena Hangman Logan Paul

Good Ol' Fashioned Dildo Fight *

Sheamen Ruslut

Orgy for the World Heavyweight Championship *

Seth "Fuckpocalypse" Rollins (C) Cum Muncher Punk Liquid Ass Knight Yeet Brother to Skeet

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NXT HOT FLASHS

8/21/2025

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NXT Firecrotch

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Hot Singles Near You *

Big Momma Pump Jordynne Steiner Bukkake Monroe

NXT Tag Team Championship *

Stank and Skank (C) CouplesDarkSkate (Dion Griffin, Osiris Shugars, Saquon James and/or Cutler Lennox)

Triple Threat Match for #1 Contender for NXT Women's Championship *

Jaida Parker's Asshole Carmelo Hayes' Cum Receptacle Half the Locker Room's Cum Receptacle

Triple Threat Match for the TNA Knockouts World Championship *

Jayny Jace (C) Massive Clamovich Ass by Elegance

Interracial Tag Team Match *

Canadian Mount Me's (Chelsea Green and Ethan Page) What Does Tavion Do For a Living and A Potential Thief (Tavion Fights and Tyra May Steal)

NXT Championship (Just for Jason) *

Je'Oba Fevans (C) Von Emi

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WWE SummerSlam

7/29/2025

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NIGHT 1

IWC's Worst Nightmare Match *

Randy O-Face and Jelly Donut Hole Drew CockInSydre (Maybe?) and Logan Baby Dick Paul

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship *

Big Booty Latinos (C) Remember when that wrinkled nutsack claimed Harlotte and Five Finger Cunt Punch were going to have a match?

Singles Match for the WWE Women's Championship that I hope ends in a Swirl cone of sex *

Tiffy Time (C) Jady Jime

Ahh Shit, Here we go again *

Zami Sayn I just want to grip Scarlet like a bowling ball and thrust so hard her silicone knocks her teeth out (W/ Karrion Kross)

Singles Match for World Heavyweight Championship *

Cunther (C) Cunt Master Cunt

Tag Team Match *

Jey Reigns and Roman Uso Too Many Brons

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Thriple threat Thatch for the Thomen's Thorld Thampionship *

Caution Tape Black Barbie (C) Mami Milkley IYOgurt in your EYE

No Disqualification, No Cuntout, No Bra, Last Chance Match for the WWE Women's Intertwatinental Championship *

Dear Satan, Please never let these two in the same fucking ring ever again. For the love of deep vagina, please make it stop. (C) Bird Person

If Bird Person wins, this feud can continue and I will down an entire bottle of Tylenol PM. If Lynch can clip her wings, you're welcome Adam, then Lyra will never be able to go for the belt again as long as Becky holds it.

Steel Cage Match for the WWE Communist States Championship *

Solo Foot Jacker (C) Fatu Spit on that Thang

Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship *

Dommy Mommy (C) AJizz Styles

Six Pack Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship *

The Wyatt Fucks (Dildo Lumis and Joe Gapey) Andrade el Divorciado and Rey Pénis #GAY (Johnny Gargleballs and Tommaso Ciamponthatdick) Fraxhole (Fraxiom and Nathan Asshole) Motor City Squirt Guns (Alex Smelley and Clit Sabin) The Skeet Profits (Dawkins Ford and Montez Angelo)

Skeet Fight for the Somewhat Disputed WWE Championship *

Cody Cena (C) John Rhodes

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WWE Evolution

7/9/2025

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WWE Clam Bake

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No Whores Barred Match *

Jade Cargo Space Give Naomi A Fingering

WWE Women's Intercuntinental Championship *

Rebecca Lynch (C) Bayley (W/ Her Two Massive Milkers) Bird Person

NXT Women's Championship *

Janey Jace (C) Jordynne Dommy Mommy Grace

Women's World Championship *

YO SKY(C) Mami

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship (Remember these?) *

The Bread in the Dom Sandwich (Backquel and Coxanne) (C) Harlotte and Sexlexa Cum Snatcher and The Gobblin' Gremlin The Hentai Warriors

Battle Royal for a World Championship Match at Clash in Paris *

Announced participants: Stephanie Vaquay, Ivy Verticle Smile, Nia Jaxoff, Twat, Natwatya, Maxxine DP, Kelani Jockstrapon, Jaida Two in the Pinka Parker, Lola Vice Grip Cunt, Gash Legend, Izzi Dizzi, Titty Paxley, Zelina Vegina, Goolia, Candice Dickfitinyourmouth, TBA

WWE Women's Championship *

Stiffy Time (C) Trish Stratusfaction

Will Naomi Cash In? *

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NXT Great Communist American Bash

7/9/2025

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All Hail The First Reich Of America

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Random Ass Match *

Je'Von E'va'ns Jasper The Unfriendly Ghost

NXT North American Championship *

Ethan Da Pussy (C) Ricky Sluts

NXT Women's North American Championship *

Troy's Cum Tribute Sol Ruca (C) Dizzi Aime

Tag Team Match *

An Average Lesbian Couple (Jordynne "The Butch One" Grace and Blake "Lipstick Lesbo" Monroe Fetal Alcohol Influence (Jacy "I Can't Be Bothered To Defend the Championship" Jayne and Fallatio Handjob)

NXT Championship *

Obama Femi (C) Yishiki Inimiriki

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